If you’ve ever stared down a hallway closet that could double as a portal to Narnia (but filled with expired batteries and ski poles from 1996), then Tidy the F*** Up by "Messie Condo" might just speak to your soul... and loudly, with a few choice words, and zero patience.
This cheeky parody of Marie Kondo’s minimalist manifesto skips the gentle folding techniques and polite gratitude rituals. Instead, it throws open the junk drawer of life and says: it’s time to let go of the stuff that’s weighing you down.
What Makes It Work
Messie Condo doesn’t light incense or whisper affirmations. She storms into your clutter zone and drops truth bombs like:
“If you haven’t used it since Obama was president, why is it still in your house?”
It’s funny. It’s blunt. And strangely motivating. The book isn’t about achieving inner peace; it’s about reclaiming floor space and maybe your sanity.
Why We’re Talking About It
We’ve seen firsthand how clutter can silently sabotage a home’s potential, not just for buyers, but for the people already living in it. Whether you're moving, downsizing, or just trying to breathe easier at home, Tidy the F*** Up is the no-nonsense kick in the pants that might actually get you started.
Takeaways We Loved
- You don’t need a week-long retreat to declutter. You need a trash bag and tough decisions.
- Start with one drawer. Or that mysterious “everything” chair.
- It’s okay to laugh at yourself while you do it.
Final Thoughts
Whether you’re prepping your home for a future move, settling into a new place, or just tired of tripping over your own stuff, this book delivers the message loud and clear: less stuff, more space, fewer excuses.
Warning: This book includes strong language and even stronger motivation. Reader discretion (and a sense of humour) advised.
